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pay_the_piper) wrote2008-04-25 08:47 am
pay_the_piper) wrote2008-04-25 08:47 am
Should be working...
So this morning has already been funny as hell.
Rachel and I decided to take an hour long break as our work was done and we pretty much have shit all to do today. So, after coffee and discussing yesterday's "Alien mates with Apeman" conversation with Jim, we sit outside the building and find something new to discuss. This of course leads us to the ever amusing discussion of, "sometimes I wish I was born a guy in the 1600s."
Rachel of course choose the 1800s, to be a gun slinger out west. And while we were amused and chuckling over other tid-bits (including how, "damn, I'd hit that if I was a guy") I smile and take a drag of a cigarette.
Looking at Rachel, I beam and quite happily state, "I've said this to others before, but if I was guy? I'd be gay...I mean, I'm still me. And I? I like guys far more than women. So, obviously, I'd be gay."
Rachel laughs, and shakes her head before stating, "yeah, but I don't think sex would be as much fun with another guy. Sort of a waste."
We both start laughing, and suddenly one of the instructors comes outside to tell us that his class is studying and that, yes, they can clearly hear us.
As he leaves we break into chuckles, and I suddenly look up, "you know, if they can hear us...they have to be thinking 'Damn, what the fuck are they talking about. Gay what??!?"
Rachel nearly falls over laughing (as silently as she can) and says breathlessly, "the funny thing is...they are going to be thinking I've seriously tried it all before now!"
I nearly kill myself from laughing.
Rachel and I decided to take an hour long break as our work was done and we pretty much have shit all to do today. So, after coffee and discussing yesterday's "Alien mates with Apeman" conversation with Jim, we sit outside the building and find something new to discuss. This of course leads us to the ever amusing discussion of, "sometimes I wish I was born a guy in the 1600s."
Rachel of course choose the 1800s, to be a gun slinger out west. And while we were amused and chuckling over other tid-bits (including how, "damn, I'd hit that if I was a guy") I smile and take a drag of a cigarette.
Looking at Rachel, I beam and quite happily state, "I've said this to others before, but if I was guy? I'd be gay...I mean, I'm still me. And I? I like guys far more than women. So, obviously, I'd be gay."
Rachel laughs, and shakes her head before stating, "yeah, but I don't think sex would be as much fun with another guy. Sort of a waste."
We both start laughing, and suddenly one of the instructors comes outside to tell us that his class is studying and that, yes, they can clearly hear us.
As he leaves we break into chuckles, and I suddenly look up, "you know, if they can hear us...they have to be thinking 'Damn, what the fuck are they talking about. Gay what??!?"
Rachel nearly falls over laughing (as silently as she can) and says breathlessly, "the funny thing is...they are going to be thinking I've seriously tried it all before now!"
I nearly kill myself from laughing.