In a conversation about Noses....

EJ: My nose looks really curved there :/
EJ: I hate that
EJ: I want a nose job to fix it
EJ: but then I'm like D: Surgery
ANTHA:your nose looks fine
ANTHA:my nose pisses me off
ANTHA:because the bridge is okay
ANTHA:but then the end puffs out
ANTHA:like a bit of cauliflower
ANTHA:and it just ruins the all that nice bridge
EJ: It looks cute to me
EJ: and at least it is straight?
ANTHA:only because society tells it that it should be
EJ: Society failed to tell mine
ANTHA:maybe they did, but your nose chooses to be out and proud?
EJ: Is that like saying it is gay?
ANTHA:...
ANTHA:reread the society bit
EJ: I did :/
EJ: But if it is isn't straight
EJ: it must be gay.. :O
ANTHA:i know
EJ: Look at that.
EJ: I'm part gay
ANTHA:your nose is a lesbian
EJ: But not butch i hope :/
ANTHA:haha
ANTHA:that would be a great icebreaker
ANTHA:'does my nose look like a butch lesbian to you?'
EJ: ahahahaha