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ANTHA: i hate that we have to have these conversations on different continents
EJ: i think it is the way he sets his face in shoots
EJ: ug I know
ANTHA: why cant you be closer? i could help you stalk his band
EJ: l;kasjhr
EJ: ENABLER
ANTHA: :D
EJ: Dude
EJ: what I need to go
EJ: do not go
EJ:what I need to do
EJ: is get a effing job in the UK
ANTHA: HI MUM THIS IS EJ YOU WONT SEE HER CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO LONDON TO DO TOURISTY STUFF AND NOT LIKE FOLLOW MODEL/MUSICIANS AROUND
EJ: ahahahaha
EJ: http://twitter.com/pay_the_piper
ANTHA: http://twitter.com/HildaMay
EJ: *follows*
EJ: *not that they are EVER IN THE US*
EJ: Since they NEVER leave london :|
EJ: Not that I looked them up or anything
ANTHA: hahaha
EJ: I mean :|
EJ: I wasn't tempted to look up Josh Beech at all either
EJ: cos you know
EJ: I already follow Sondre :|
EJ: I don't need to follow two of my PBs
ANTHA: i like josh more than sondre
ANTHA: so i say you do
EJ: Sondre cracks my shit up dude
EJ: He's like
EJ: so wholesome
EJ: and then he drops words like "dawg"
EJ: and you can't help but laugh
EJ:: because he is the whitest man ever
ANTHA: haha

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Location: In mah BED

Antha: hi
EJ: hola mi amore
Antha: isnt amore italian?
Antha: i always thought it was amor in spanish
EJ: it is :/
Antha: spatalian
EJ: Spanish and Italian are really close okay
Antha: abracaduh, they evolved from latin
Antha: like pokemon
EJ: lololol
Antha: well, maybe not like pokemon

Current Mood: amused

HET: NOT ALL SCIENTISTS ARE EVIL
HILS: So far as Cloud knows, it's close enough, okay
EJ: [Zack would] Be all "O.O Oh...that's nice. ~~I never want to meet them. EVER.~~"
HET: BIRKIN ISN'T EVIL, HE'S.....
HET: ......
EJ: Evil
HILS: CUDDLY? :/
HET: THERE'S A WORD
EJ: yeah
EJ: EVIL
HET: NOOOO
HILS: ROFL
HET: UM
HILS: ~*~MISUNDERSTOOD~*~
HET: OVERLY DEDICATED?
HET: ROFLLLL
EJ: AKA EVIL
HILS: lollolol
HET: MORALLY LAX
HILS: yeah, Hojo was overly dedicated too :/
EJ: AKA EVIL
HET: ROFLMAO
EJ: Sorry
HILS: and morally lax
EJ: Zack's not getting over the evil part

Current Mood: amused

( What do you do when you find out that one of your PBs has one of your icons on his Myspace? You freak, duh. )

Current Mood: laughter to tears

Crayoncrunch: oh
Crayoncrunch: you know
Crayoncrunch: if all of your fandom was like the link i am about to show you
Crayoncrunch: i would love it

MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move - Watch more Funny Videos

Current Mood: amused

EJ: Draco is like.. turning 22 in September
EJ: You are well out of perv issues there lol
MISHA: fuck yeah
MISHA: 'OH HAI I HEARD U HIT PUBERTY'
MISHA: 'LOOK ME UP SUM TIME'
EJ: hahaha
EJ: Potter just turned 20
EJ: jeez
EJ: :/ when did they grow up
MISHA: he's weird lookin
EJ: He looks better with glasses
EJ: and waxed eyebrows
MISHA: lolol
EJ: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1311082496/nm0705356 srsly
EJ: what is that?
EJ: did ferrets die on his face?
MISHA: it's elijah wood on craaack
EJ: omg
EJ: Potter is Elijah Woods malformed clone D:

Current Mood: amused

EJ: My nose looks really curved there :/
EJ: I hate that
EJ: I want a nose job to fix it
EJ: but then I'm like D: Surgery
ANTHA:your nose looks fine
ANTHA:my nose pisses me off
ANTHA:because the bridge is okay
ANTHA:but then the end puffs out
ANTHA:like a bit of cauliflower
ANTHA:and it just ruins the all that nice bridge
EJ: It looks cute to me
EJ: and at least it is straight?
ANTHA:only because society tells it that it should be
EJ: Society failed to tell mine
ANTHA:maybe they did, but your nose chooses to be out and proud?
EJ: Is that like saying it is gay?
ANTHA:...
ANTHA:reread the society bit
EJ: I did :/
EJ: But if it is isn't straight
EJ: it must be gay.. :O
ANTHA:i know
EJ: Look at that.
EJ: I'm part gay
ANTHA:your nose is a lesbian
EJ: But not butch i hope :/
ANTHA:haha
ANTHA:that would be a great icebreaker
ANTHA:'does my nose look like a butch lesbian to you?'
EJ: ahahahaha

Current Mood: cheerful

Follow the yellow brick road! Just some random icons. Some text, some Placeboish and Trace Cyrus... <.<

( Iconz )

Current Mood: accomplished

( Discussing Percy With Ariel. -_- )

Current Mood: amused

( My own private Brian? )

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( Days I frighten Antha )

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( If only I were a guy. )

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( Is Iced Tea Alcoholic? )

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( On Fangirls and wanting to have celeb's babies )

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( That time EJ was cracked out )

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( Ej Rants about the War in Iraq )

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( The Goth and Barbie Funtimez )

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( I'm not sure you want to ask about this one. )

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( The Stud Farm )

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God...we are so random. :D

Current Mood: bouncy

EJ: http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/18977243.html?thread=609232603#t609232603 Is it me
EJ: or is this person coming off as slightly rude
ANTHA: yeah
EJ: I mean, okay- yeah
EJ: She SHOULD have looked it up
ANTHA: she has a point
EJ: But still
EJ: wtf?
ANTHA: but the way she said it makes her sound snotty
EJ: Yeah
EJ: I had to read it twice
EJ: and was like "eff that"
EJ: almost makes me want to change Tuck's major at GWU
EJ: into something that doesn't exist
ANTHA: haha
EJ: He'll major in hula hooping
ANTHA: rofl
ANTHA: that would rule
ANTHA: I might change skip's major
ANTHA: to Running Like A Girl
EJ: ahahaha
ANTHA: that's what he wants to do now
ANTHA: HIS CAREER IS THERE, MAN
EJ: AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME
EJ: We can send them to UCLA
ANTHA: YES
ANTHA: EVEN THOUGH HE LIVES IN PA
EJ: And They can join the frat GAMMA ALPHA HOMO
ANTHA: THEY HAVE AN OUTREACH PROGRAM NOW
ANTHA: ahahahaha
ANTHA: and they can take the same classes
EJ: And be ~*roomies*~
ANTHA: hahaha
ANTHA: they will be roomies
ANTHA: and homoerotic wackiness will ensue

Current Mood: dorky

EJ: Antha
EJ: if we were the mods of this comm?
ANTHA: HAHAHAHA
EJ: People would be in an assload of trouble
ANTHA: I think we should mod a comm
EJ: "What? What you QUESTIONED me? BYE"
ANTHA: I want my banhammer to be cracksper
EJ: People would beg for Holly to come back
EJ: ahahaha
ANTHA: SUCK MY SPARKLY DICK, BITCHES
ANTHA: does my modly power dazzle you? BECAUSE IT FUCKING SHOULD
EJ: hahaha
EJ: Also
EJ: we are like the terrible twins
EJ: you start in with one, and the OTHER is bound to chim in eventually
ANTHA: oh yeah
EJ: and between the two of us, I think we would make people cry
ANTHA: we're like c&a dude
ANTHA: only less gay and related and shit
EJ: lol
EJ: yes
ANTHA: we'd be awesome
EJ: We'd be fucking amazing
EJ: and then we'd kick all the shit heads out
EJ: be all "BIA! :D :D :D"
ANTHA: hahaha
ANTHA: this should be part of an informative leaflet on Why You Do Not Let Two Psychos Run A Comm
HOLLY: heh
HOLLY: very tempted to hand it to you guys on a silver platte
EJ: I know
EJ: haha
EJ: "Escuse me but did you just question my rules? I DON'T THINK SO BIATCH."
ANTHA: BITCH PLZ, AS IF YOUR WANK COULD OUTRUN ME
ANTHA: AS IF YOU COULD FLAME WAR ME OFF
EJ: Ahahahaha
ANTHA: ...I don't remember the bit after that
ANTHA: but I could look it up
EJ: hahaha
EJ: EVERYTHING ABOUT ME MAKES YOU FAIL
ANTHA: ahahaha

Posted: 31 October 2005 @ 10:12 pm

Mr. Freckle...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....

Mr. Freckle reminds me of a lost puppy...with sad eyes and floppy ears.

*snerk*

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Mo and I were talking on the phone last night, and some AWESOMELY FOND memories came up :D

and then I laughed myself to tears and she was all "OMG SHUT UP"

And i laughed more.

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha Mr. Freckle.

Ahahahahhahaha

*dies*

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: Home

I've read Talon of the Silver Hawk before, but I never got the chance to read the other two books. Mostly because when I first read the book many years ago, Feist had still be working on the third book, and the second was only in hardback. Charles and I just never got around to getting the books, and eventually it was forgotten in the mist of College readings and other work.

But, I was looking for something to read yesterday and thumbed through stacks of books in B&N. Seeing Feist's books reminded me that I had always wanted to finish them! And as such I bought the whole trilogy right there (just 25 bucks, not a bad spend on books I will like read a couple of times before I die.)

And I'm probably about 40 pages off being done with the book. (I bought it at about 4ish, last night, before I went to dinner. I read a little at dinner, and then during commercials while watching Sister Act 2 when I got home. And so on until about 1amish. Books at horrible in one way, I have a very hard time just putting them down to sleep. As a result I'm dog ass tired tonight. I went to sleep at 1, and woke up off and on starting from 4am. Blag.) Anyway, the point is?

Feist made a funny.

"Good," Creed said, "I always like it when a captain has a plan; it makes getting killed a lot less random."

That? Made me laugh. It really did.

Secondly while I was wandering around B&N, I noticed a 'school read' table, and curious poked around the table. I like seeing what kids are reading in classes today, which strangely hadn't much changed from what I read. Oddly, though, that was a copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I somehow couldn't imagine a teacher, or school put that one the reading list. Then I reminded myself that for my Honors English and AP History in my Junior year of HS that I read Sophie's Choice. And while I dearly love the stark, hopelessness of this book...

At 17 I had never expected to be handed a book by a teacher that openingly discussed Male masturbation in detail. So I'll tack it up as interesting, which means- a lot of students are going to hate that, but I personally see it as an awesome choice in books. Then again, unlike most of my fellow students, I have found that there were few books I read for school/classes that I truly disliked. In particular I found a sort of quaint fondness for William Faulkner's books, though The Sound and The Fury still breaks my brain, and I've read it a number of times. Ever time I pick it up, I find something different in what I read.

I still have no care for Mark Twain, though. Don't know...Huckleberry Fin just bored me.

And this has nothing to do with the whole book I stared with! Haha. Oh, I miss reading as much as I did. I find that I have to love the characters, though, before I can just let the book take me. If I don't find a way to love the characters, or a character, no amount of effort I put forth ever makes the book just flow. Scary, but true. I sort of think of it like a movie- without a connection, I lose interest, and my mind wanders. Then, before I know it, movie is over and I'm just trying to remember what happened in the flick.

Anyway...Tis it!

I'm lost to my books for a while. Perhaps reading will help me find the voices for my characters again. And in finding them, perhaps I will find my desire to be online again.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home

Crayoncrunch: someone has like...all of hornblower on youtube
Crayoncrunch: so im watching that
Crayoncrunch: is it bad that i grin when they total a french ship?
Atalanta79: hahah no
Crayoncrunch: im english
Crayoncrunch: it's in my blood
Atalanta79: of course
Crayoncrunch: bastards
Crayoncrunch: it kind of makes you wonder
Crayoncrunch: why we have a fucking tunnel
Crayoncrunch: we dont like them, they dont like us
Atalanta79: Well this way
Atalanta79: when Zombies take over britain
Crayoncrunch: that's like greece and turkey having a fucking friendship bridge
Atalanta79: You can trap them in the tunnel and they'll go to France?
Crayoncrunch: true
Crayoncrunch: but if theyre english zombies
Crayoncrunch: will they bite into a frenchman?
Crayoncrunch: or will they just tunnel back
Atalanta79: You can hope theyll just invade France
Crayoncrunch: im so glad we have these important discussions you know
Atalanta79: and call it "New England. All Hail Zombie Queen Elizabeth II"
Crayoncrunch: rofl
Atalanta79: ahahaha
Atalanta79: This is a very important discussion
Atalanta79: You know
Atalanta79: this is the stuff of book making

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: Home
Current Music: TV

While the right thing is just not to share? This amused me.

I'm not sure if this is part of IJ wank, or just Random AIM LOLs. Either way?

I kinda did LOL at them.

Person (2:47:19 AM):Do you see yourself as being immature?
Atalanta79 (2:47:52 AM): Depends on what we are discussing
Person (2:48:14 AM): WE'RE DISCUSSING WHAT A POOPY HEAD YOU ARE!
Atalanta79 (2:48:47 AM): Because that speaks endlessly of maturity, doesn't it?
Person (2:49:04 AM): IT SPEAKS ENDLESSLY OF YOUR FACE.
Atalanta79 (2:49:14 AM): Yeah, Ok. Whatever.
Person (2:49:23 AM): OHHHHH GOOD ONE.
Person (2:49:33 AM): I THINK I NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT VICIOUS BURN.
Person(2:49:39 AM): QUICK
Person (2:49:42 AM): MEDIC
Person(2:49:45 AM): GET ME AN ICE PACK
Person (2:49:48 AM): STAT
Person (2:49:54 AM): OR MAYBE JUST SOME ACTUAL ICE
Person (2:49:58 AM): IF YOU HAVE IT READY
Person (2:50:01 AM): ..PLEASE
Atalanta79 (2:50:08 AM): As amusing as you are, bye now.
Person (2:50:16 AM): BYEBYE FUCKFACE
Person (2:50:19 AM): SEE YOU IN HELL

Current Mood: amused

Wow.

CRACK, O-HELLO JELLO.

There are few things on the internet that truly make me laugh. But wow, I think I might have broken a rib. Either way, excellent way to end the night. Superiority by glitter, haha...Sorry, I'm still amused.

Which honestly just brings me back to a post long ago. You all likely remember it, The Drama!wheel. I suppose this is the point in which we say, "tea and crumpets done, oh by the way that was checkmate." Because I think that shit is a rollin' again, but this sometime chasing the IT Clown who is carrying a pink, French Poodle.

Poor damn dog.

Here is a clue, my friends. When you do not think someone is worth the time to reply to them? Don't reply. Commenting long enough to tell me "you aren't worth the time" is a bit counterpoint. The fact that you had to reply speaks highly of 'being under your skin'. Regardless of truth, appearance on the internet is everything.

HA...Ok, I might be done laughing now.

Current Mood: amused

I hurts mommy.

Ug, what I wouldn't give for a hot shower, and a message.

IN OTHER NEWS. (Ok, whoever started me on the all caps trend, *cough*ariel*cough*Michelle*cough*, so not cool.)

So this dude totally was came up to me and was all "Woah".

So I says "Woah?"

He says "Double woah?"

I says "Woah Ho..."

He says "Woah ain't no ho..."

....

Seriously peoples, repeat after EJ: "WOOOOSA..." ~~or however is it spelled.~~ I leave you guys alone for a day and all dis WOAH is out.

One three: One two three *GROUP HUGS*

Ok, now EJ goes back to no life expect cleaning and moaning.

Current Mood: tired

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee. Whoo!

- Pan's Labyrinth, need I say more? This is one of Ana's icons, and I really liked it. Mostly because the shoes did stand out, and they were red! And it is an amazing film, simply breath taking.

- This came out of a Chaos Theory Chat. One of the characters, Paul, called this meeting of would be gods made mortal. And everything sort of did would all godly meetings are want to do....dissolve into bickering and bitching. And someone joked that Paul was just going to stand up and yell about sending everyone home without followers. :D Hence the icon.

- Because, when talking to Antha some many months ago, I found this icon and laughed. Why? Because it is so true for a lot of Americans. Not all, but a lot. I don't know how many have ever asked me where someplace like 'leeds' was. I died.

- I reminded me of the line 'don't look at me in that tone of voice' and then it went on to remind me of something Matt had said many months ago and I laughed. Thus...I kept it.

- Honestly? I just thought it was fucking funny as hell. And something I'd say to some of my HS friends :).

Current Mood: bored

Crayoncrunch: im pretty sure they got the bottle treatment here
Atalanta79: Bottle Treatment? Someone toss something hard and glassish at them?
Crayoncrunch: see? british people are horrible
Crayoncrunch: throwing bottles at them when theyre on stage at a festival
Atalanta79: Well Americans always knew Brits were full of it
Crayoncrunch: like panic at the disco
Atalanta79: In so many ways
Atalanta79: This explains Brian
Crayoncrunch: he isnt ours!
Atalanta79: Well he isn't ours
Crayoncrunch: not biologically
Atalanta79: psh, Biology means nothing to us
Crayoncrunch: he's our adopted...human
Atalanta79: you call that human?
Crayoncrunch: let's blame him on belgium
Atalanta79: He's like some bad french experiment with pointy teeth
Crayoncrunch: lmfao
Atalanta79: And yet, how we love him
Atalanta79: From a distance
Atalanta79: Away from the pointy teeth
Crayoncrunch: *cries*

Current Mood: amused

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Entries tagged with funnies

Reason 108,992 that Antha and EJ need to live closer.

Where EJ is a derp...

Adventures in Chat, discussing Evil

Roger Garth So fucking googled himself lolol

WIN, SO MUCH WIN

While discussing the Half Blood Prince.

In a conversation about Noses....

More Icons

Percy and Puppies= End Timez

Aaaaahhh memories: A collection of past EJ/Antha Conversations

We are horrible people

The Reason Antha And I should never run Large, public comms

Mr. Freckle!!!!

Raymonde Feist made a funny.

And The Funny Keeps on coming

You came to a fight with....mud? Oh, was I supposed to insulted?

If I laughed any hardered I'd start to bleed....

Owies :*(

From Mo...

Upon discussing music, Antha and EJ falling into this conversation: