Aaaaahhh memories: A collection of past EJ/Antha Conversations

[pay_the_piper]

ME: I doon't know why. My brian just clicks on at 6:30am every morning...and goes- Mrf...
ANTHA: your...brian?
ME: Brain, Sorry
ANTHA: you have your own personal brian? ahahah that would be so funny "time to wake up, ej!" "shut up, brian"
ME: So long as he isn't short with Pointing teeth, I'll take my own Brian
ANTHA: brian: *bites you with his sharp teeth*
ME: hahaha, God. You know, I think that would scare me. Waking up to a personal Brian Molko.
ANTHA: i think it would scare anyone not infected with fangirl disease
ME: I'd just be "..........is he going to eat me?! HIDE!!!" every morning. I was trying to explain to one of the people I converted to Placebo love about how I wasn't 'in love with brian'...I just had this huuuuge thing for his face. Because it is true. If he didn't speak, and just let me use his face for things, I'd be great
ANTHA: hahaha use his face for things? like what? a shelf?
ME: No. Like Halloween decorations. Everytime a kid came to the door, he could start trying to gnaw off their arms and laugh manically.
ANTHA: rofl, the crack you eat scares me
ME: hahahaha. But man, is it gold or what?
ANTHA: ...
ME: Awww, It made you laugh, come on!
ANTHA: lots of things make me laugh, t-bag makes me laugh
ME: awww
ANTHA: it doesnt mean i want to go camping in the mountains with him
ME: You rip my heart out and chew it like a mini-Brian
ANTHA: although if it was a toss up between that and going to work... hahaha, i dont have the scary animal teeth.
ME: We could find you some
ANTHA: ew, im not having sloppy seconds

**Later On**

ME: I would probably try to write a book for him
ANTHA: percy's guide to being a bastard? :P
ME: hahahaha
ME: Step One: Redirect any emotion with Anger. a lot of it too

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Crayoncrunch: there are days when you frighten me inside days when i think about jack nicholson in the shining and i think, '..im glad im not trapped in a hotel with ej right now'. because i wouldn't trust you with an axe, or a typewriter, no offense

Atalanta79: HAHAHAHA

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Atalanta79: Mostly
Atalanta79: I just like showing off my puppy :-D
Crayoncrunch hehe
Crayoncrunch: you're like a proud parent
Atalanta79: I am :-D
Atalanta79: I should join CF_Pets and be all- My Doggie is better than Yoooooours!
Atalanta79: Man, whenever we go places?
Atalanta79: People seriously stop me to go- Your Dog is sooo pretty, what breed is she?
Crayoncrunch: hahaha
Atalanta79: "Uh...Mutt? Shep Mix? Mostly English Shepherd, based on coloring and size?"
Crayoncrunch: and so your ego about your dog has grown
Atalanta79: yeah
Atalanta79: well, I was always proudn
Atalanta79: but the whole stopping me to play with my dog is annoying
Atalanta79: However?
Atalanta79: If I were a guy? I'd have soooo many numbers right now
Crayoncrunch: hahahahahaha
Crayoncrunch: who needs a pussy wagon when you have a dog
Crayoncrunch: john travolta got it alllllll wrong
Crayoncrunch: then again, i suppose you can't really supe up a dog
Crayoncrunch: not without being reported to animal welfare
Atalanta79: hahaha
Atalanta79: Yeah
Atalanta79: But a doggie gives you loves where the car doesn't
Crayoncrunch: true
Crayoncrunch: but you and your friends can't get in your dog and head into town
Crayoncrunch: you cant cruise for chicks in your dog
Atalanta79: hehe true

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Crayoncrunch: is iced tea alcoholic?
Crayoncrunch: or just...disgusting
Atalanta79: It isn't alcoholic
Atalanta79: But I don't think it is disgusting
Atalanta79: I like it
Atalanta79: but then I Drink Sweet tea
Atalanta79: Unsweetened tea is bitter
Crayoncrunch: and you put ice cream in coke
Crayoncrunch: so really, you're the last person I should be asking about disgusting drinks
Crayoncrunch: :-P

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Crayoncrunch: ugh. and what's even worse?
Crayoncrunch: "i would sooooo have his babies" "I'd have quadruplets for that man...and he'll never know"
Atalanta79: ug that people make shitty Green Day Icons?....
Crayoncrunch: i didnt make those up btw
Atalanta79: ....
Atalanta79: Ok you beat me
Crayoncrunch: he's 40 and he doesnt have kids. that tell you something, bitch?
Crayoncrunch: seriously
Crayoncrunch: i just find something really WRONG with that kind of thing
Atalanta79: there is something wrong with it
Atalanta79: Like the girls that are "OMG I want to have Stef's BABIES"
Crayoncrunch: hahaha
Atalanta79: "Uh....He's Gay...He doesn't want babies"
Atalanta79: And if A baby came out the shitter, well, I think he'd be cured of sex forever
Crayoncrunch: LMFAO
Crayoncrunch: ahahahahahahahahaha
Atalanta79: Seriously
Atalanta79: It would be come Mutant Shit Baby, looking at Stef with all wide eyes, "MAMA!"
Atalanta79: And Stef would be all "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Atalanta79: And run away
Atalanta79: Leave the band, hide in a church, and swear that Butt-Shit Babies are plotting to take over the world
Crayoncrunch: hahahahahahaha
Atalanta79: That would be a great Icon against Mpreg, man
Crayoncrunch: "where do mpreg babies come from? THE ASS"
Atalanta79: hahaha yeah

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Atalanta79: Journey, hehehehe
Crayoncrunch: ...
Atalanta79: yeah
Atalanta79: People are weird
Crayoncrunch:dude... it was like...half nine
Atalanta79: and I laugh at Journey, as we call it trips
Atalanta79: "wasted trip"
Crayoncrunch: you're so cracked out right now
Atalanta79: I am
Atalanta79: its like I'm on drugs
Atalanta79: but not
Crayoncrunch: i'd point to the stef tag, but i dont trust you with rp right now
Atalanta79: hahaha, no no...I can do it
Atalanta79: I Prrrrooomise
Crayoncrunch: ihave this horrible vision of stefan doing the cancan in red heels and fishnets on the desk
Atalanta79: *dies*
Crayoncrunch: and being like 'altogether now!'
Crayoncrunch: william's screwed up enough, man
Atalanta79: Hahahaha, Oh god, I can't breathe

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Atalanta79:
Crayoncrunch:

Atalanta79: I hate Americans
Atalanta79: I hate all this "Support the War" Bullshit
Atalanta79: FUCK THE GODDAMN WAR
Atalanta79: Geee
Atalanta79: If we were fighting something that like, FUCKING MATTERED and was some stupid "Well we got him before he got us" Fucking crap, MAYBE, MAYBE I would give a flying fuck beyond hoping my family over there comes home.
Atalanta79: That's as far as my "support" goes
Atalanta79: Sorry, Thank You, Everyone can stop sending me fucking Bullshit "Support your Troops" Emails
Crayoncrunch: im british
Crayoncrunch: the british hate everything
Crayoncrunch: nobody sends me stuff like that
Atalanta79: I don't want they to die, and I don't blame them for following orders. But God Damnit I'm Not changing my fucking opinion of a war that I never agreed with
Atalanta79: Ooh, americans are all half and half...It's more a war at home than Iraq sometimes
Crayoncrunch: we keep getting stupid tv reports about soliders who died and how their families are angry
Crayoncrunch: uh...if you don't want to die/get injured/lose a limb, don't join the effing army?
Atalanta79: my dad asked me why I didn't join the service again over the summer. Because I had been in ROTC, and I'd always been eager to join
Atalanta79: It's true. I wanted to be in the Air Force/Army
Atalanta79: But morally?
Atalanta79: I couldn't do it. Because I didn't agree with a war. It wasn't that I wouldn't go to war for my country...it is just sort of ass to go "fight" for shits I don't care about
Crayoncrunch: yeah
Atalanta79: But I get it, I do. I understand that we can't just leave
Atalanta79: But fuck it, man. I'm not going to pass on stupid "Support the War!" emails
Atalanta79: And my family can think whatever for it
Atalanta79: Sorry, folks, wake up call
Atalanta79: EJ is a cynic
Crayoncrunch: could be worse
Atalanta79: that's my line :-P
Crayoncrunch: i used to get those 'omgtheydon'tallowgodinSCHOOLSnow'
Atalanta79: ....
Atalanta79: oooh
Atalanta79: No
Atalanta79: I get those too
Atalanta79: After all, We need to "reclaim" America for God, Remember?
Crayoncrunch: yeah
Crayoncrunch: cos you know, people who don't believe in the same thing might take over otherwise
Crayoncrunch: AND CHAOS WILL ENSUE
Atalanta79: lol
Atalanta79: oh yeah
Atalanta79: People just don't understand
Atalanta79: that history wasn't built on the back of Christainity
Atalanta79: The world, actually, was mildly more civilized if you lived by Greek Standards
Crayoncrunch: yeah
Crayoncrunch: but they had gay love back then
Crayoncrunch: and that's bad, ej
Crayoncrunch: that's why God says NO to homosexuals
Atalanta79: hahhaa
Atalanta79: yeah
Atalanta79: Gay Love is bad, because it hadn't happened during arguably the most progressive period of history
Crayoncrunch: yeah
Crayoncrunch: and nobody likes progressive periods
Crayoncrunch: with all of their IDEAS and shit
Atalanta79: ....yeah....shame that
Atalanta79: To think that...you know
Atalanta79: Society funcutions best when people stick to the roles they are meant to have
Crayoncrunch: yeah
Crayoncrunch: men dig the graves and women have the babies

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EJ: My table mate, Arie and I were talking and I was like "I have all kinds of friends, goths, jocks, normal people, druggies...i don't just stick to one group"-- and she was all "You should do the goth. Dye your hair black" --and I was all "........are you serious?"
Antha: ... -- 'the goth'?-- It's not a dance --"EVERYONE! DO THE GOTH!!!"
EJ: What would the steps be, anyway?
Antha: haha -- i dont actually know
EJ: Nail-varnish spirit fingers, hair flip twirl with a high kick add in?

Now everyone, DO THE GOTH!

EDIT: About Barbie...

Antha: she has a new boyfriend now you know
EJ: yeah
Antha: ken's to the curb
EJ: I like Ken still
Antha: and she's dating this new guy
EJ: barbie is a slag
Antha: who looks like he'd rather be with ken
EJ: hahahaha
Antha: "honey, i need to take little novelty daughter that mattel gave me to see her father..." *perk* "I'll do it!!!"
EJ: Barbie dumped Ken for the Guy who only got close to her to get to Ken? Now THAT is a classic ;-)
Antha: "and if i'm back late....er...i went shopping"
EJ: lol
EJ: This is could make you question all past relationships. But really, Who wants to date the prefect at everything girl?
EJ: Ken caved to the pressure! To the PRESSURE
EJ: And he should likely demand a paternal test
EJ: *nod* Because who knows? Maybe Novelty daughter isn't Ken's after all....She was a flight attendant...
Antha: "when did you start wearing ken's aftershave, honey?" "I didn't..." "but you smell like him" "WE'RE FRIENDS, OKAY! THAT'S IT! FRIENDS! WHY IS IT SO WRONG TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX, HUH? WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG, BARBIE, WHY??????"
EJ: *dies*

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Part One:

Atalanta79: It was like...itty bitty body...Boom Head
Atalanta79: He looked like one of those bobble head things people stick in their cars
Crayoncrunch:: lmfao
Crayoncrunch:: i laugh, because i see it too
Atalanta79: :-D
Atalanta79: Dude, in at least some of those pictures he has that crazy bobble head smile too
Crayoncrunch:: lol
Crayoncrunch:: aww
Crayoncrunch:: poor young, balloon-headed jude
Atalanta79: I love him, and that is why I can get away with picking on him *nods*

Part Two:

Crayoncrunch:: and...why the fuck do i have a picture of jude law stood in front of an xmas tree on my photobucket account?
Crayoncrunch:: i dont remember putting that in...
Atalanta79: hahahaha
Crayoncrunch:: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/sigynstuff/misc/Judeness/ude3.png
Crayoncrunch:: wtf?!
Crayoncrunch:: i bet the fucking Jude Elves put it there, the bastards
Atalanta79: awww doesn't he look just like he got outta bed?? *pets*
Crayoncrunch:: maybe he was sleeping under the tree
Atalanta79: hahaha....oooh Jude For Christmas?
Atalanta79: I'd like that
Crayoncrunch:: haha
Crayoncrunch:: "late night out? me? nah...I was just...picking up pine needles...yeah...that's it..."
Atalanta79: lol
Atalanta79: Have you ever noticed how tired he always looks?
Crayoncrunch:: yeah
Crayoncrunch:: see?
Crayoncrunch:: clearly, he gets absolutely wankered the night before, staggers to wherever he's doing a photoshoot the next morning, and sleeps outside/under xmas trees til they let him it at 7am
Atalanta79: LOL
Atalanta79: I sooo want to put that in my journal
Crayoncrunch:: and then he's all "up bright and early! that's me, jude law (mwahahaha, they'll never know the truth...)"
Atalanta79: *snickers* Man
Atalanta79: That's so true!


Part Three:

Atalanta79: I'd claim to be a guy in a girl's body...But I'm totally into the guys. I'm not so into the girls...Maybe a little flirting...but that's it
Crayoncrunch:: you're a gay man in a woman's body
Crayoncrunch:: wait...that sounded less disturbing in my head
Crayoncrunch:: pretend i just said something about jude law instead

Part Four:

Atalanta79: almighty Zeus to the rescue or something
Crayoncrunch:: yup
Crayoncrunch:: like a power ranger
Atalanta79: hahah, which one is he? Pink, Yellow, blue, white, red, black or...purple?
Crayoncrunch:: i say the black one
Crayoncrunch:: he had gold on his outfit
Crayoncrunch:: you don't fuck with that shit
Atalanta79: lol
Crayoncrunch:: and he had a sword, I think
Crayoncrunch:: the others didn't
Crayoncrunch:: they had like...I dunno, really crap stuff
Crayoncrunch:: like rocks or something
Crayoncrunch:: actually, that would be pretty fucking cool
Crayoncrunch:: screw the hi-tech laser shit, and the big dinosaur machine
Crayoncrunch:: have them stone the enemy to death!
Crayoncrunch:: how fucking biblical is that?!
Atalanta79: LOL
Atalanta79: That's great
Atalanta79: omg
Crayoncrunch:: oh man. i can SEE it in my head
Crayoncrunch:: really hard fucking rocks, like cannon balls
Crayoncrunch:: hell yeah
Atalanta79: :-D
Atalanta79: That would be hilarious...'Take that! And here is my super big rock! ARG!"
Crayoncrunch:: lol
Crayoncrunch:: thats gouging-half-your-face-off shit right there, man
Atalanta79: lol
Atalanta79: They would need bone clubs too
Atalanta79: Make then real caveman like
Atalanta79: Super Power Caveman
Crayoncrunch:: thighbones
Crayoncrunch:: off a really tall person
Atalanta79: Off my (ex?)boyfriend
Crayoncrunch:: how tall is he?
Atalanta79: 6 feet 7 inches
Crayoncrunch:: i'm talking 7 footers here
Crayoncrunch:: hmm. close enough

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joker_moll: http://www.play.com/play247.asp?pa=genbrw&page=title&r=PC&title=606465
joker_moll: it could be worse
joker_moll: you could be playing that
Atalanta79: lol
joker_moll: seriously, rollercoaster tycoon and theme park, hell yeah, but....stud farm inheritance?
joker_moll: what. the. fuck.
joker_moll: clearly nobody thought that game out very well
Atalanta79: now if it was like...Studs like...hot jude law like...oh hell yeah
joker_moll: hahahaha
joker_moll: yeah, that would be a fun game
joker_moll: especially if you could make them run around in fields and neigh like horses
joker_moll: cos...that would just be funny
Atalanta79: lol
joker_moll: I have the jude law mental image to prove it
Atalanta79: lol
Atalanta79: Jude:"What the Bloody---- NEIGH, Neigh!"
Atalanta79: Oh, and you could get kinky...and chase them around with whips
joker_moll: see, i'd just like to laugh at them and treat them like talking pets...
joker_moll: *uses one of those horse grooming brushes
jude: ouch! that really hurts my scalp *sad pout*
Me: I'm sorry. should I use a comb?
jude: yes. can i have a sugar lump too?
Me: of course, jude
jude: *beams*
joker_moll: man, inside my head is a really fucked up place
Atalanta79: hahahah
joker_moll: and people could come and pet the jude
joker_moll: in the innocent way
joker_moll: aww.....i want a pet jude now
Atalanta79: *snickers*
joker_moll: you could borrow him
Atalanta79: Oooh! Yes! *does a little dance*
joker_moll: as long as you didn't break him
joker_moll: mentally or physically
Atalanta79: I wouldn't do either!
joker_moll: good good
joker_moll: i need pet people
joker_moll: preferably ones who look like jude law, so that I can loan them to you
joker_moll: and they have to have sexy green war-coats
Atalanta79: lol
joker_moll: so that I can fangirl said coats
Atalanta79: Can I have a brad pitt one?
Atalanta79: I need a Brad Pitt bet
Atalanta79: Pet
joker_moll: sure
Atalanta79: Alright...
joker_moll: you might have to lend it to my mum
joker_moll: im not sure she's into jude law
Atalanta79: Oh sure sure, When I borrow Jude she can have Brad
joker_moll: actually...i dunno, she's not that picky
joker_moll: haha
Atalanta79: hahahah
joker_moll: a trade
Atalanta79: Exactly
Atalanta79: Have to share and share alike

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God...we are so random. :D