Percy and Puppies= End Timez

[pay_the_piper]

Atalanta79: Actually got it in my head to write something for Percy for the first time in al;dgu ever
CampJesus!mun: awesome :O
Atalanta79: idk lol, it involves death and well death -_- the norm
CampJesus!mun: someday you're going to write a narrative where percy adopts 30 puppies while fucked up on heroin
CampJesus!mun: and rolls around his house giggling while they romp all over him
Atalanta79: AHAHA
Atalanta79: Yeah, and then hell freezes over and Heaven comes to Earth -_-
Atalanta79: Percy and Puppies: Sign of the End of Timez
CampJesus!mun: and that's how people get percy off the drugs
CampJesus!mun: they show him a vision of his future
CampJesus!mun: cuddling puppies
CampJesus!mun: kissing babies
CampJesus!mun: as opposed to eating them
Atalanta79: Ahahahahaha
Atalanta79: and then the world is happy again
CampJesus!mun: amazing
Atalanta79: Brody saves the world, one more time
CampJesus!mun: with puppies, even.
Atalanta79: always the puppies
CampJesus!mun: it's either puppies or pie
Atalanta79: Or unicorns and rainbows
CampJesus!mun: he can combine those, you know.
CampJesus!mun: a pie made out of puppy liver, in the shape of a unicorn, with rainbow food colouring.
CampJesus!mun: it's coming to your doorstep, percy.
CampJesus!mun: and it's also filled with edible gold dust
CampJesus!mun: so it sparkles too.
Atalanta79: hahaah
Atalanta79: with a said of LSD, too
Atalanta79: just to make it that much more tasty
CampJesus!mun: haha, puppy liver and shrooms
Atalanta79: who could ask for more?
CampJesus!mun: and this is why he can't have his own bakery.
Atalanta79: But it would be the bestest, grossest bakery ever, [Name]
CampJesus!mun: for a certain definition of awesome
CampJesus!mun: that actually means felonious D:
Atalanta79: Ahahahaha
Atalanta79: Which makes it even better
Atalanta79: come one, everyone needs their own pie of puppy livers and shrooms