Vampire humor

Arsene!mun: lolol
Arsene!mun: this is bad
Arsene!mun: http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/10318453.html?thread=295094645#t295138933
Arsene!mun: shit is gonna go pear shaped
Atlanta79: Percy is all "I should stop this...."
Atlanta79: but then he remembers
Atlanta79: neither one of them listens to him
Arsene!mun: lolol
Arsene!mun: percy: *sits back, eats popcorn*
Atlanta79: lol
Atlanta79: bloody popcorn
Arsene!mun:lol
Atlanta79: who needs butter! We've got blood!
Arsene!mun: orvile reckinbaucker's vampire popcorn
Arsene!mun: omg wtf lol
Atlanta79: ahahhaa

Kate's AIM said I am an Orphan!! wtf :(

KATE: My buddy list has you listed as an orphan.
KATE: I have no idea why.
Me: .....
Me: What?
Me: I'm an orphan!! WAH!
KATE: yes.
Me: *sniffles*
KATE: you might wan to tell your parents.
KATE: because my AIM would not lie.
Me: *wails* But AIM I'm NOT
KATE: EJ.
KATE: AIM *said* you are.
Me: *sniffles* Ok
Me: *sniffles more* Fiiine
KATE: *pets*