Kate's AIM said I am an Orphan!! wtf :(

[pay_the_piper]

KATE: My buddy list has you listed as an orphan.
KATE: I have no idea why.
Me: .....
Me: What?
Me: I'm an orphan!! WAH!
KATE: yes.
Me: *sniffles*
KATE: you might wan to tell your parents.
KATE: because my AIM would not lie.
Me: *wails* But AIM I'm NOT
KATE: EJ.
KATE: AIM *said* you are.
Me: *sniffles* Ok
Me: *sniffles more* Fiiine
KATE: *pets*