He becomes me...LOL

[pay_the_piper]

EJ: I was in the mall last night
EJ: and there is an Ice Rink in it
EJ: and I was all "Antha has to come her enow
EJ: so I can drag her skating with me."
Antha: oh god
Antha: something that is not walking
EJ: if I break bones
EJ: I will not do it alone
Antha: the last time i went skating was in france
Antha: and some crazy professional nearly sliced my fingers off
EJ: The french are rude like that
Antha: ...
Antha: percy
Antha: he becomes you
EJ: He becomes me?
Antha: you're like > < this close from saying 'shit on a horse's arse' in response to someone's hair
Antha: i swear it
EJ: *dies*