Cynical by Nature

Arsene!mun: lolol
Arsene!mun: this is bad
Arsene!mun: http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/10318453.html?thread=295094645#t295138933
Arsene!mun: shit is gonna go pear shaped
Atlanta79: Percy is all "I should stop this...."
Atlanta79: but then he remembers
Atlanta79: neither one of them listens to him
Arsene!mun: lolol
Arsene!mun: percy: *sits back, eats popcorn*
Atlanta79: lol
Atlanta79: bloody popcorn
Arsene!mun:lol
Atlanta79: who needs butter! We've got blood!
Arsene!mun: orvile reckinbaucker's vampire popcorn
Arsene!mun: omg wtf lol
Atlanta79: ahahhaa

Antha is EVOL

Antha: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
EJ: ...........this is like being Rick'Rolled
Antha: hahaa
Antha: it's the new rickroll
EJ: I'm not clicking anything else you give me from Youtube....EVER
Antha: hey
Antha: at least it's just a song
Antha: my friend siobhan used to have a net nanny
Antha: so i used to send her to inconspicuous looking porn sites
EJ: lol
Antha: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
EJ: No
Antha: i swear down that isnt banana phone
Antha: i swear
Antha: i promise you
Atalanta79 (6:59:43 PM): *eyes*
Antha: it isn't banana phone
EJ: ......
EJ: Rick'roll
EJ: Nice
EJ: You are evil
Antha: :D

EJ: I was in the mall last night
EJ: and there is an Ice Rink in it
EJ: and I was all "Antha has to come her enow
EJ: so I can drag her skating with me."
Antha: oh god
Antha: something that is not walking
EJ: if I break bones
EJ: I will not do it alone
Antha: the last time i went skating was in france
Antha: and some crazy professional nearly sliced my fingers off
EJ: The french are rude like that
Antha: ...
Antha: percy
Antha: he becomes you
EJ: He becomes me?
Antha: you're like > < this close from saying 'shit on a horse's arse' in response to someone's hair
Antha: i swear it
EJ: *dies*

While the right thing is just not to share? This amused me.

I'm not sure if this is part of IJ wank, or just Random AIM LOLs. Either way?

I kinda did LOL at them.


Person (2:47:19 AM):Do you see yourself as being immature?
Atalanta79 (2:47:52 AM): Depends on what we are discussing
Person (2:48:14 AM): WE'RE DISCUSSING WHAT A POOPY HEAD YOU ARE!
Atalanta79 (2:48:47 AM): Because that speaks endlessly of maturity, doesn't it?
Person (2:49:04 AM): IT SPEAKS ENDLESSLY OF YOUR FACE.
Atalanta79 (2:49:14 AM): Yeah, Ok. Whatever.
Person (2:49:23 AM): OHHHHH GOOD ONE.
Person (2:49:33 AM): I THINK I NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT VICIOUS BURN.
Person(2:49:39 AM): QUICK
Person (2:49:42 AM): MEDIC
Person(2:49:45 AM): GET ME AN ICE PACK
Person (2:49:48 AM): STAT
Person (2:49:54 AM): OR MAYBE JUST SOME ACTUAL ICE
Person (2:49:58 AM): IF YOU HAVE IT READY
Person (2:50:01 AM): ..PLEASE
Atalanta79 (2:50:08 AM): As amusing as you are, bye now.
Person (2:50:16 AM): BYEBYE FUCKFACE
Person (2:50:19 AM): SEE YOU IN HELL

I hurts mommy.

Ug, what I wouldn't give for a hot shower, and a message.

IN OTHER NEWS. (Ok, whoever started me on the all caps trend, *cough*ariel*cough*Michelle*cough*, so not cool.)

So this dude totally was came up to me and was all "Woah".

So I says "Woah?"

He says "Double woah?"

I says "Woah Ho..."

He says "Woah ain't no ho..."

....

Seriously peoples, repeat after EJ: "WOOOOSA..." or however is it spelled. I leave you guys alone for a day and all dis WOAH is out.

One three: One two three *GROUP HUGS*

Ok, now EJ goes back to no life expect cleaning and moaning.

Brody has a dog, now, and Ariel and were discussing the fact that it needs a name. I give you:

arrriel: that dog needs a name
Atalanta79: It really does
Atalanta79: Don't ask Percy though
Atalanta79: He'd name it "Fucking Cunt Asshole" or something
arrriel: rofl
arrriel: the neighbours would love that
arrriel: "HEY ASSHOLE! COME HERE ASSHOLE! SIT DOWN, ASSHOLE!"
Atalanta79: lol
Atalanta79: "FUCKING I SAID GET OVER HERE!"
arrriel: "NO, CUNT! STOP THAT! BAD CUNT!"

So this morning has already been funny as hell.

Rachel and I decided to take an hour long break as our work was done and we pretty much have shit all to do today. So, after coffee and discussing yesterday's "Alien mates with Apeman" conversation with Jim, we sit outside the building and find something new to discuss. This of course leads us to the ever amusing discussion of, "sometimes I wish I was born a guy in the 1600s."

Rachel of course choose the 1800s, to be a gun slinger out west. And while we were amused and chuckling over other tid-bits (including how, "damn, I'd hit that if I was a guy") I smile and take a drag of a cigarette.

Looking at Rachel, I beam and quite happily state, "I've said this to others before, but if I was guy? I'd be gay...I mean, I'm still me. And I? I like guys far more than women. So, obviously, I'd be gay."

Rachel laughs, and shakes her head before stating, "yeah, but I don't think sex would be as much fun with another guy. Sort of a waste."

We both start laughing, and suddenly one of the instructors comes outside to tell us that his class is studying and that, yes, they can clearly hear us.

As he leaves we break into chuckles, and I suddenly look up, "you know, if they can hear us...they have to be thinking 'Damn, what the fuck are they talking about. Gay what??!?"

Rachel nearly falls over laughing (as silently as she can) and says breathlessly, "the funny thing is...they are going to be thinking I've seriously tried it all before now!"

I nearly kill myself from laughing.

You know what really topped my day? Getting up at 7am, hosting an open house at the school, and then at 3pm at the QT...locking my keys in my car.

Dear RP-Wanna-Elitist Whore,

Yeah, you. You're two faced bullshit has been caught, more than once. So just stop, just admit that you, as a person, lack in this thing call imagination. Now, I know we don't play together anymore, and I know I don't give a flying shit about what you do and why you do it...but seriously. The world wide web isn't really that big. Especially not when people you are friended to happen to be close friends of mine. So when they, in the interest of being curious as a monkey named George, read your petty little OOC comm and see a comment you make about a plot/character stuff that we did years ago, and you encouraged as the mod? Yeah, well I wouldn't suggest saying you thought it was bad and would love to toss that history, because 'oh wow...was it bad'.

Ha. Right. Because your idea of an excellent RPer is a person that write 12 paragraph replies that are mostly inner dialogue for one, stupid and inane line at the end? Yeah, that is not the sign of a great RPer. Nor is the massive abuse of the English language, and dictionary. Just because the word's 18th meaning is what you want to use it for, hardly means that you should. That's why we have a thing about common usage, and context.

Also? You are boring. Everything about your RP is boring. Yeah, it is... Sure it isn't the crack filled fun that I put my characters in, so obviously more serious, but it still has this funny little stale taste to it. Especially when I see you've had new players pick up my old characters and tried to copy the way I wrote for them. Right down to the character faces you used. Man...excellent.

Even though the game split up, you keep our history, too! So after you're shoddy attempts to copy characters fail, you then decide the plots and stories and histories you loved so much aren't that great either. Nice. Really, please... do keep this sort of attitude up. Because as stated before, the web is small, and I keep finding more people that share with me all the wonderful opinions of your high-brow, nose in the air bullshit.

But the best part, you know what that is? The best part is how much of a damn fool you make yourself out to be. You claim to have done all this wonderful research on your characters, but you haven't..or you've done shoddy at best. If you had, I wouldn't have had the chance to laugh at you so much.

I'm amused, because others have noticed too.

You are so far from Elite RPing that it is enough to cry about. Sure, you might look it on top? You might act it? But you are full of shit. The fact that you make that a singular goal is sad. I'd take a piss-ant RPer over you any day.

Your's truly,

Amused.

A crazy little theory, and at the risk of whatever, but I want to share. Mostly because the way I have decided to explain this theory amuses the hell out of me. So, you can read and laugh...or you can play hopscotch with drunk elephants. I really don't care...

:D

Theory: Some months ago Party A and Party B coexisted in a crazy little half peace mutual existence. Life was grand. In Fact, some of Party A only knew part of Party B, and well the whole break one of it is pretty mundane. Now Party A and Party B have all these little friends that intermingle, chatting and playing and loving each other freely. I shall introduce several characters.

Cuddly Bear. Now Cuddly bear is friends with Party B, having known some members of that party for years. They chatter and play, and Cuddly Bear loves to hug them lots because then they smile, and like all bears of that kind, Cuddly Bear adores smiles above all things.

But Cuddly Bear's Bestest Friend is Cuddly Pony, who is really great friends with Party A! And like Cuddly Bear, Cuddly Pony has been friends with Party A for a long time and too likes to see smiles. It really is no wonder they are friends, right?

There is also Pretty Kitty, who Cuddly Bear and Pony are both friends with and Pretty Kitty, who is Bestest Friends with someone in Party A.

((We know, by now, that most of this has no point, but it is fun, so...deal.))

Now Cuddly Bear, Cuddly Pony, and Pretty Kitty have no real interest in the Drama that goes on around Pretendy-Land. They like to play tea party with Barbie Dolls and sip orange juice from plastic thimbles...

But then Party B and Party A started to fight over a misunderstanding, and Cuddly Bear was sadly upset when it call came back to her because Cuddly Bear only ever had bits and pieces and had no idea what was going on. The things she heard was upsetting!

And Party B, having been such good friends did something that maybe Party B shouldn't have, but did it anyway. But when the hissy fits settled, Party B and Party A and Cuddly Bear all talked and everything was cleared up and then there was happy times again!

Only then part of Party B was tossed out of Pretendy-Land because Some in Party A just wanted to warn them, but the Evil KGB Overlords of Pretendy-Land dropped axes and severed everything!

((Note: Evil EGB Overlords= Bad people...in case the point was missed.))

And the rest of Party B and Cuddly Bear were sad and hurt. They clung to the kicked out part and made homes in the Funtime-Land, but it wasn't the same. Pretendy-Land was still were everything was, and Funtime-Land was bleak and empty feeling.

But life went on, and everyone from Party A went here and Party B there, and then Cuddly Bear went back to tea parties with Cuddly Pony and Pretty Kitty! Life was mostly happy again...

And then this Party C, previously unknown to Cuddly Bear, started coming around, and no one knew what to expect. And one morning Party B called Cuddly Bear and said the worst of worst! Cuddly Bear was kicked out of Pretendy-Land too!

And then Pretendy-Land Evil KGB Overlords didn't tell Cuddly Bear why, only that she had to go away from Cuddly Pony and Pretty Kittie and all Cuddly Bear's Tea Party friends! And when the Evil EGB Overlords finally talked to Cuddly Bear they were mean, and only said they might help if Cuddly Bear could prove someone else was in her Pretendy-Land home.

And Cuddly Bear could, and she didn't know who it was, and she was sads and angry. She turned to Party B, and they said they thought it was Party A! So Cuddly Bear asked someone in Party A...but they didn't do it. They said they thought maybe it was Party C, but didn't really come out and say it.

So then Cuddly Bear was without home, and stuck in Funtime-Land with only an umbrella to hide her from the rain. And Cuddly Bear was wet and cold...and angry. Very angry.

And then Cuddly Bear decided: "If I'm going to be punished by the Evil EGB Overlords, I want to know what drama I was supposedly all involved in!"

And so Cuddly Bear started asking questions about things she had never asked about before. Things like who was Party C, how did they know Cuddly Bear's name, where did Party C fit in with Party A and B, and why did Party A not like Party B, and why did Party B not like Party A....

And then Cuddly Bear began to wonder. If it wasn't Party A, and it wasn't Party B, and both parties said that Party C was friends with the other party...

Who was Party C really friends with?

Party C made Cuddly Bear Nervous...so she decided to not really talk to them, and instead wanted scoby snacks for at least coming up to the conclusion that Party C might have important information, but that the Drama was too damn draining.

So Cuddly Bear decide that if the Pretendy-Land Evil EGB Overlords finally gave back her Pretendy-Land home, that maybe she won't go back. Esp since Cuddly Pony and Pretty Kitty and all the Barbies came to play with her in Funtime-Land.

The End.

....


ANYWAY... :D

I probably broke my brain with that, but it amused me last night when I was trying to explain the theory to them.

I also want an Icon that reads: "Suck my imaginary Cock" if only because that makes me laugh too.

Tata for now.